We Got Perms and We Loved Them

I am embarrassed that I haven't been posting for a while now. I have a good reason though! My grandma came to visit last week and it was so so fun. We did so many grandma things like get our hair done together and drink lemon tea. We also went sweet breads shopping and ate sponge cakes.

Yesterday we got perms together at the local Asian Salon. I also lightened my color a bit because everyone knows blonds have more fun! I have been wanting a perm for so long and all of my friends were sick of me talking about this perm. They told me I was all talk and no perm so that was the last straw. I mainly got this perm to flip all of them off. I am ALL perm and all talk.

Grandma and I played dress up too. We wore the same outfits the entire time she was visiting. She even taught me how to sew. Here I am showing off a toy I made. I embroidered "Zoe" on it. It doesn't say Zoo or Zee on it, it says Zoe.


Here are pictures of me after my perm. Grandma took me to get glamour shots afterward. My favorite one has to be where I am posed inside a Thomas Kinkade painting! He truly is a painter of light.

No More Words to Say

Today someone told me my breath smelled like poison gas slowly seeping from the bowels of a two week old corpse. I am offended, deeply and morally. Psychologically even. Who does she think she is? I'm not perfect, no one is. She thinks that just because she makes more money then me she can treat me this way? My girl Oprah would say that's rude.
Take the Rudeness Test

And you know what:


F.U.


I'm going to take a long hot shower now.

Nice to meet Tuffy

I would like you all to meet my friend Tuffy. He has been my friend since the beginning, so I have allowed him to be a guest blogger on my website. Don't worry, he's the best. Here are some pictures of us posing for my photo shoot. We were wearing matching peacoats! I was very excited but Tuffy complained that the jackets were too feminine. I felt kind of bad so after the day's work was done we went to the mall where we got our matching books autographed by Lynne Spears.

Homage to Rachel Ray

I was bored this morning so I decided to try out a new recipe. I thought of it myself!

Everyone Likes Popsicles:

1 Ikea popsicle mold
Mango Nectar
A handful of frozen blueberries
Chicken stock, to taste
Blue and Red food coloring makes Purple!
Freezer

Pour your mixture into the popsicle mold. Freeze it.

Tell me how it goes and I'll tell you how it goes xoxo Zoebee

Rehab

I am going to rehab, as promised, at the end of this month. I will not disclose where for the privacy of my family but also for the privacy of my future fellow rehabmates. I just really like gossip. Usually via text message. All I will say is that this place is going to be near a lot of A, B, and C list celebrities and I will befriend them, or at least wave to them whenever we make eye contact and I will then pretend that we are more than good friends.

There will also be no way to escape. The closest Petsmart is two and a half hours away. I checked the rules on their website and they're going to take away my cell phone -no more texts :-( -and all of my credit cards. .......

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They also believe that working in the service industry, specifically in food service or hotel hospitality, is the first step to becoming a respected friend member of society. What am I going to do??! I can't read these rules anymore. I'm going to play my Nintendo DS now.

Not Afraid to Show It

I guess you have to deal with the paparazzi when you are a celebrity. They caught me this morning at six o three. I am posting this picture because I have nothing to hide. I am beautiful regardless of what time of day it is. Here's to all of the ladies out there who don't wear makeup to sleep. Here's to all of the loafer girls and stay at home moms with quintuplets. We are not afraid of living life, facing dreams and eating iced creams.

Halloween

It's Halloween, It's Halloween, the moon is full and bright! And we shall see what can't be seen on any other night.

Halloween is great. Remember Edward Gorey and his Halloween illustrations? I think maybe they were just Gothic, and year round. But nonetheless, he is a marvelous writer with superb cartoons. Sometimes I think my costume should be scary, memento mori almost, but this year I decided to be a juicy pumpkin. I have posted some previous years' costumes. Please note Batman: he was the protector of Gotham City. Later that night I changed into my Joker costume. People loved that little switcheroo at work. They thought it was ironic.